reach out and touch me, i'm right here

kate moss

brigitte bardot

chip willis

bo derek

henrick bulow

dita von teese

marissa miller

"Once upon a time there was a girl I knew...

Who lived across the street



Brown hair



Brown eyes



When she smiled, I smiled



When she cried...



I cried...



Every single thing that ever happened to me that mattered



in some way had to do with her...



That day Winnie and I promised each other that no matter what, that we'd always be together.



It was a promise



full of passion



and truth and wisdom



It was the kind of promise



that can only come from the hearts



of the very young."



-Kevin Arnold, The Wonder Years

certainly, i'm indebted baby

Vanessa Paradis has intrigued us for some time...ever since she got knocked up by Edward Scissorhands, the female population of this country has been wondering who the hell this Parisian chick is that stole their opportunity to be a baby mamma to Captn' Sparrow..



Our new theory here at BAH (hahahaha...BAH! that's funny) is ::

"If in youth, it gave you a complex/insecurity/hard-ship, it'll probably be your major outstanding asset in adulthood... own it!"



Check out those choppers, bet she didn't have the best go with those guys in 4th grade, now look!

She has a good body and some decent side boob profile action...













Karl loves her too (she's kind of a big deal).





AND! She's been a pop star since the age of 14... How well she has mastered her craft is for you to decipher...



vanessa paradis :: be my baby