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Thursday

blame it on my wild heart

Sometimes, the best things ever are created when no one is around... and every once in a while, someone may be lurking around the corner (in a non-creepy kind of way...or creepy... whatever you prefer) just at the right moment to capture it.

I'm glad this was captured... it is by far one of my most favorite things. Ever.

Thursday

a countdown of things i have learned this year

9. Positive thinking will change your perspective


10. Indeed, sometimes "NO" means "YES"


more to come

mature facts for mature folks


1. i think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



2. nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you were wrong.

3. i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger.



4. there is a great need for a sarcasm font.


5. how the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



6. was learning cursive really necessary?

7. mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5. i am pretty sure i know how to get out of my own neighborhood.


8. obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


9. i cannot remember the last time i wasn't at least kind of tired.


10. bad decisions make for great stories.

11. you never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. can we all just agree to ignore whatever technology is invented after blue ray? i don't want to have to restart my collection all over again (nor learn how to use it).

13. i am always slightly terrified when i exit out of Word and it asks me if i want to save any changes to my ten page technical report that i did not make any changes to.


14. i keep some peoples' phone numbers in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.




15. there really needs to be a light in the freezer.



16. i disagree with Kay Jewelers. i bet on any given Friday or Saturday evening, more kisses begin with vodka than Kay.




17. just because its possible to reach me almost anywhere, doesn't mean i check my blackberry in the shower, the pool, on a hike, at a funeral or when i am fighting crime. if i don't answer, i am most likely doing one of these things or see #14.



18. i have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.




19. how many times is it appropriate to say, "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear a word they said?


20. i love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. stay strong, drivers!




21. shirts get dirty. underwear gets dirty. pants? pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.




22. men are just as sensitive, if not more, than women. women are just as salacious, if not more, than men. neither genders have come to terms with these facts.



23. sometimes i will look at the clock 3 to 4 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.



24. even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but everyone can find the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time!



25. the first testicular guard, "the cup," was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. that means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain was just as important.

i found this randomly on the internets and it had me dying! just thought i'd share the wealth...

dr. viktor frankl :: the meaning of life

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the stolen girlfriends club

Friday

that's a long tongue you got there

This doggy from Texas named Puggy, now holds the Guinness World Record for having the longest doggy tongue on the planet. Guinness says that Puggy's tongue measures in at 4.5 inches, almost as long as his body.

He's like super famous, he has his own website.. At first I felt bad for him.. It looks really uncomfortable and I bet he gets lots of inappropriate comments on the daily- then after seeing how much attention and biscuits he gets and I quickly changed my mind...


who knew tennis was so violent!

Thursday

mel's chick happened to have her tape recorder on hand /part 5

I wonder what happened between these guys before she pressed record. She seems way too calm and doesn't sound too scared of him... but still, all that being said- he's kinda bat shit crazy... Some may argue that he's just REALLY REALLY REALLY passionate ::

Friday

drowning out the noise



I once had an English teacher, the one who impacted my life the greatest, who taught me what a true writers' (although applicable to all the arts) gifts were.



The most important, "Anyone can tell a story that is hundreds of pages long, but a great writer can do it in one."



Clearly, I haven't been able to utilize that gift with my photo stories!



One of my favorite photographers...Lina Scheynius ::




She executes my thoughts the most accurately...



Here are how my thoughts think::








































drown ::



muah

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