
Vanessa Paradis has intrigued us for some time...ever since she got knocked up by Edward Scissorhands, the female population of this country has been wondering who the hell this Parisian chick is that stole their opportunity to be a baby mamma to Captn' Sparrow..

Our new theory here at BAH (hahahaha...BAH! that's funny) is ::
"If in youth, it gave you a complex/insecurity/hard-ship, it'll probably be your major outstanding asset in adulthood... own it!"
Check out those choppers, bet she didn't have the best go with those guys in 4th grade, now look!
