mature facts for mature folks

1. i think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you were wrong.

3. i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger.

4. there is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5. how the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. was learning cursive really necessary?

7. mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5. i am pretty sure i know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

8. obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. i cannot remember the last time i wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. bad decisions make for great stories.

11. you never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. can we all just agree to ignore whatever technology is invented after blue ray? i don't want to have to restart my collection all over again (nor learn how to use it).

13. i am always slightly terrified when i exit out of Word and it asks me if i want to save any changes to my ten page technical report that i did not make any changes to.

14. i keep some peoples' phone numbers in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.

15. there really needs to be a light in the freezer.

16. i disagree with Kay Jewelers. i bet on any given Friday or Saturday evening, more kisses begin with vodka than Kay.

17. just because its possible to reach me almost anywhere, doesn't mean i check my blackberry in the shower, the pool, on a hike, at a funeral or when i am fighting crime. if i don't answer, i am most likely doing one of these things or see #14.

18. i have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. how many times is it appropriate to say, "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear a word they said?

20. i love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. stay strong, drivers!

21. shirts get dirty. underwear gets dirty. pants? pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.

22. men are just as sensitive, if not more, than women. women are just as salacious, if not more, than men. neither genders have come to terms with these facts.

23. sometimes i will look at the clock 3 to 4 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

24. even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but everyone can find the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time!

25. the first testicular guard, "the cup," was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. that means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain was just as important.

i found this randomly on the internets and it had me dying! just thought i'd share the wealth...

dr. viktor frankl :: the meaning of life



  1. I am so happy you are writing again. Could not get enough of this post. FAVORITE in so many ways.

  2. Check, check, check, So Good! dr.viktor frankl is a genius.